the fisherman’s burgle

I read the news today, oh boy.

Over the weekend someone broke into the home of Tony and Doreen Lofthouse. The old geezers are heirs to the Fisherman’s Friend Empire, founded by Great Great Grandpa Lofthouse in 1865. Anyone who’s ingested the brown lozenges understands the fuss- and why the Lofthouses are worth £165 million.

As usual, the cops are looking for few guys with “Eastern European accents sporting balaclavas” who tied up the old folks and stole the family jewels…. c’mon, we all know they were looking for the recipe.